Dawn today: no visible eclipse. Time to kill the badgers?
Another local farmer, Ivor Combine, said "Evidence the world over shows that taking matters into your own hands with a gun and a canister of cyanide always pays dividends". He added, "The only thing better than the above approach is a Government and NUF approved national badger cull that involes thousands of men taking matters into their own hands with guns and canisters of cyanide". The cull is due to start this year.However, when it was pointed out that all the scientific evidence indicated that a badger cull will not reduce bovine TB transmission, a third farmer, Ivor SixtyGrandLandroverAndTwoKidsAtPrivateSchool, commented: "How can killing badgers not help? I go out and murder a couple everytime the wife gets 'flu - it works a treat, she's 64 now". He added, "Honestly, these scientists - they can't handle 5 pints and I bet half of them are still virgins".